I'm Past a Cure

SQ Magical Mishaps: [3b/?]
The Savior’s magic backfires. As per usual.
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insertdirtytitlehere:

"how to get the savior to taste my forbidden fruit" will never not be lesbian activity

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mishka47:

She glides through the ball room like a swan; the black swan standing out of the flock of her usual kind, and catches the Queen’s eye.

chris-lll:

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Anyone think that instead of a new love interest, Regina should be focusing on...oh I don't know... HENRY?! Look at what they've been through! S1 - Henry was basically on Team Emma. S2 - She gave him up, had the Cora drama, then only regained his trust right before he was kidnapped. S3a - She saved him, then spent a couple(?) days with him before giving him up again to save everyone. S3b - She had to pretend she didn't even know him. Now she's FINALLY with him and all she cares about is Robin?!
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ouathinktank-metacommentary:

reginazelenacoramills:

ouathinktank-metacommentary:

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If I could chime in here.

Anyone think that instead of Captain Swan, we should be celebrating that fact Emma has finally found.. oh I don’t know… A FAMILY. That the orphan girl who raised herself has finally accepted that Storybrooke is her home, and that she sees she has loving parents and a crazy extended family that ALL believe her. That after YEARS of being alone she can finally unpack her one suitcase, and understands where truly belongs? Yet, all the show seems to care about is her new boyfriend?

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Because we’re not sure what’s worse. Regina just getting her son back and immediately running off to have ice-cream with her spanking new “soulmate” and his son - or Emma Swan, “the Lost Girl” finally finding her home and her family, and yet ignoring them in favour of a useless character with no other purpose than to be a simple eyecandy, reducing the former heroine of this show to a “love-interest”.

samsays2010:

midnightrainbow:

Even if being a lesbian was a choice I would 100%, 10/10, 365 days a year choose to be a lesbian. Have you seen a woman? Women are fucking hot.

TURN THIS INTO A BANNER AND HANG IT OUT YOUR WINDOW!

vincentmillay:

you know what’s funny is that i’ve always been more obsessed with female celebrities for some reason and i used to think that was bc i saw them as role models and wanted to emulate them or whatever

but it turns out i’m just really hella into girls

"Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty. But I had a rough idea of what to look for." 101 Dalmatians, 1961

october-lady:

crazylia:

theuniverseisoursss:

lesbian-goddesss:

I’m not a lesbi- 

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…..Never Mind

this is the best fucking post ever made for a lesbian.

I think you forgot very important people

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the-hatred-machine:

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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